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Semen Substitutes
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Semen Substitutes:

*White Hand Lotion - for a added touch of realism, use those that have a pearlized look to them

*Reconstituted Potato Buds

*Egg White Mixes - experiment to find the right mix, but one combination called for:
-1/4 cup (59.15ml) unsweetened, unflavored yogurt
-1 egg white

We will update this as we find new recipes!